Ham
Husband-person purchased the first big bit of ham (section, chunk, portion???, what do you call random large pieces of ham) of the Xmas period today. And I found out, thanks to my teensy-weensy gluten free bread, that I could cut a piece of ham the EXACT shape of my sandwich. Kiss my ass, jigsaw chicken!
posted by Sponky @ 1:21 PM
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I hear they're now breeding chickens specifically developed to fit on Dad's sandwiches for optimal meat coverage.
Dr Jigsaw Chicken himself here. You're all a bunch of beginners in the 'cover the bread with meat-type substances' campaign. To cover a piece of bread with a single piece of some moulded oval shape bit of pseudo-ham is Kindergarten level. You should try to to do the same thing with a bone-in leg ham - that's at least Grade 1. And tasty too..........
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